tap dance tap dance tap dance (lap dance?)

Today, my dear readers, there are no Emo Melons in sight. No today is a happy day. (A Watermelon Night!?) I'm thrilled, delighted, enthralled, intoxicated, and excited - all at once! And why is that, you ask?

I'll tell you why. Because around this time tomorrow I'll be suffering through the ninth circle of hell that is the Ryanair flight to STOCKHOLM. yes. STOCKHOLM! Well, its Skavsta really, but you know. Ryanair calls it Stockholm so right now so do I.

And it gets better. Not only am I going home, this time I'm staying for... sit down and be prepared for the shock... 10 DAYS! TEN. DAYS. Its holiday good people, holiday. Simestoooor!

Be. Jealous.