02/02/2010

It's ALIVE

Happy days! You are about to witness a new dawn in the history of mankind. It is the birth of an era, it’s the glorious fenomena called Head In My Bag. Since you found this I assume you are either in the games industry, have no friends or no better things to do (in the first case the second and third applies, naturally). Alas, no longer is your geeky little life pointless and miserable. The excitement awaits!
It’s been called the "new lol cats" by... famous people. Yes, tis true! The message is unstoppable. It won’t be long until you will see heads in bags all over London, Paris and New York. It will spread quicker than the swine flu, faster than a Zombie virus. It might even grow bigger than “glas i kyckling” or the Internet. You just wait and see, my friend. Wait and see.
People will ask, just as you probably are wondering, how. How and where could anyone find the divine inspiration to create such an incredibly wonderful blog? Well I can’t tell you exactly how, simply because I don’t remember. I can however tell you how and where it might have been.

It might have been a dark and cold December night that a couple of very... sober... Lionhead employees sat in the back of a very quiet and tidy bus (the bus might have been referred to as "the sex bus" but why no one can recall, unfortunately). They might have discussed the beauty and usefulness of one spacious, black and shiny Louis Vuitton hand bag. At some point, one of the sober people probably pointed out that since this bag was nearly empty it could fit a head, a statement that needed to be proven. And so the first head was put in the bag. But it wasn’t clear to the sober people in the bus just what they had found. It would in fact take several weeks before this, the head in my bag blog, emerged from that ethanol cloud people would call the Lionhead Christmas party. But here it is. Yes, here it is.





Yeah I know his head is not actually IN the bag... But look how happy he is! And thats just by holding it.

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